Deadstock Report

satirical fashion commentary

For better and for worse, in today’s climate playing it safe is going to be your best bet. Nobody gets that as well as the 9-to-5 weekday warrior. You, the cubicle king, likely reading this under the tepid yellow glow of fluorescent tube lights, have resigned—whether you admit it or not—to 5-day slogs of chino-wearing, shirt-buttoning keyboard-clicking monotony. 

But what if we told you your Monday-to-Friday work life doesn’t have to be a living embodiment of the color beige? Read on to see how a few subtle accessories can turn your office beige into office off-white, and have you flexing on Marcus from Accounting without your fit getting flamed by HR. Click for full article


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